SCREW STURGIS PARTY

WARNING! ADULT CONTENT... HOWEVER...
If you are under 18, (you probably know more about this subject matter than your parents....) Please practice safe sex always... like I always say... “If you have a nice piece of meat, keep it wrapped, or it’ll go bad!”

Bag Lady Sue

Please take a moment to read the comments page.  It is what I am most proud of.  Write to my Email and I will be honored to post all of them I can! 
Thanks -Bags   Read More

SSG Wavie S........ CMR ... Box .....  Apo AE 09033, please send him a care package he’s in Germany now fixing to ship to Afghanastan. I was at Hogrock and seen u kick a@@ thanks. Roger

Dear Suzanne, I am writing to thank you so much for the package you sent me. I am not sure who gave you my name, but I am very grateful! The video is hysterical! I shared it with some of the guys in my platoon and they laughed so hard I thought some of them might crap themselves! We have not had a moment like that in so long, you are a doll. It is citizens like you that help make our time here worth more, and bearable.

Blessing to you and your sweet daughter.

Hope to catch a show when I get home.

Thanks again!

Most Respectfully, SGT. Andrew. T.  U.S.M.C.

Location: A godforsaken desert  far, far from home. ;)

P.S. I will get a pic of me and the T shirt and send it to you as soon as I can.

Hi Sue,  

I really wanted to thank you for a wonderful weekend at the rally...   like I said before if it wasn't for you the entertainment would have SUCKED!!!!!

My ex that wrote you sent me a copy of your response to her email...   lol

 Thanks again for a wonderful time and I hope we get to hang out soon again... 

Your 2nd Favorite Body Guard....

Mark...:)

P.S.  I might be trying to get to PA for that rally, remember I told you I had a Lady there I dated, might try to schedule a visit during the rally....

Dear Lord you ARE kiddin me! You're just nothin but filth woman:) Out there making most folks laugh who barely crack a smile. How come other raunchy comedians can book shows that aren't biker rally's? Fuck Girl! You are booking the wrong places!!!!! xo Scootercrazy in Mn.

Thanks for accepting me as a friend. Your shows are great. I was fortunate to catch your show while at Sturgis. I hope you can make it down here too.

Have you tried the Angel City Spring Rally? Skyrider

Bags,are you ever coming back to conesville again......someone told me you wasn't??  Wildhog1

Hi Sue, I was feeling down in the dumps and was leafing through Hustler magazine ( can you believe a woman reading that shit? Most women I grew up with or know/knew think it's one of the crudest porn rags out there, but that's why I like it. I was featured in there in 1993. Made a hit with the college boys haha :)) and came across the article which featured you. I was LMAO so loud when I was reading some of your jokes in there. Especially the one about guys talking about tit jobs and well..."how about coming home with six more inches of dick you little fucker??"  It's about time a woman told things like it is...there's too much polite comedy out there. That's why I like Hustler. No airbrushing, no smoke and mirrors. Just good raunchy shots.

I read your biography on your web page which went into greater detail than what was in Hustler and I give you ( and all the strong ass women out there who can survive on their own without husbands) and your mom so much credit for being single parents. I also wanted to tell you that I'm one of the strangest paradoxes in the world...I'm an Asian chick who grew up in a very proper, suburban college-educated family who went bad after she got out of...CATHOLIC SCHOOL! Yes, that fucked me up for life, Sue. Nothing like trying to come onto a handsome priest in the confessional only to find out the fucker wanted a young BOY and not a cute young girl.  After I got out of college I decided to become a stripper, and I had a great time. I never regretted that. My mom and dad were like, wow, this is what we paid for that college...so our daughter could become a Hustler model and a nudie chick on stage. Seriously, they were cool with it. My mom's philosophy is, " If you got it, flaunt it before it sags."  But seeing as how I have a boob job, doubtful they will sag anytime soon. I can picture it now. If you see an old Asian woman in a rest home and she's trying to fend off the horny old guys with a crowbar, that's most likely me. I'll be 80 years old with perky tits.

 

 

Your humor is dead-on....

Keep the comedy coming, Sue. It's appreciated by everyone!!

 

Michelle 

This was my very first trip to Sturgis and friends told us that we had to see Bag Lady Sue.  They did not tell us anything about you show so I had no idea what I was in for.  I have to tell you that I thought your show was INCREDIBLE.  I have seen over 200 comedians and I have to say that you are one of the best I have ever seen.  I caught two shows at the Broken Spoke and I would see you again and again. 

Have you ever toured Canada ?  Have you ever considered touring Canada ?  I think you would have sold out shows everywhere you went. 

Thank you for making my trip to Sturgis more enjoyable.  I look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely, Yours in Conservation,

Dahrlyne

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Suzanne Austin as the lovable character “BAG LADY SUE” has become one of the most re-requested performers, and one of the top draws at clubs, concerts and motorcycle rallies all across the U.S.A.!

A nationally and internationally known stand up comedienne, activist, writer, actress, and mom, Suzanne Austin  has toured the United States from Alaska to Florida bringing riotous laughter to literally hundreds of thousands of fans.   Read More

Suzanne, Or “Bags” as she is called by those who know her, is a fearless, fun loving spirit, and an avid troop supporter and motorcyclist, who performs from coast to coast at Rallies, nightclubs, concerts, fringe bars, military bases,comedy clubs, and just about every where that doesn’t have rides for the kiddies! She also does many charity events throughout the year. She even sends free care packages with her DVDs, T-Shirts, photos and letters to our active duty troops, when requested by a friend or family member, at her own expense, and asks folks to do so at the end of every show.  Read More


Bag Lady Sue - Lynyrd Skynyrd Concert Demo


Sturgis?
NO... Gettin a little to communist for me these days.
BUT!
My old man will be on all the billboards and ads up there for VICTORY MOTORCYCLES! If you see one, take a pic and send it to the old Bags eh?

Hard as it is to believe, no one seems to know what the f*ck is going on up there anymore. Thanks for all your letters!

HOWEVER!!!! I have decided to have my OWN SCREW STURGIS PARTY Here in Denver! SAT. AUGUST 13th, 2011 @ The VILLAGE TAVERN in HURON ST. in Thornton, CO. Band(s) Bikes, Bitches, Boobs and BAGS! Comedy and music, food and even a few fun vendors! No cover. Stop on it, party will be on all afternoon into the night. Bags show @ 6:00pm-ish


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Help! my motor blew up!

Rat Bikes Are No-Nonsense.
Motorcycles? Sure - they use less fuel than cars, and motorcycles are easier to maneuver, park etc. But, deep down, the True Secret is: Motorcycles Are Fun. That's it! That's why we ride them, all the rest is just so much rationalizing. Triumph Bonneville And Ratbikes are the ultimate distilled evolution of motorcycling: No Bullsh*t involved. Just do the minimum to keep them healthy and Ride. Let your bike wear it's visual history with pride. No time consuming cleaning, washing, polishing, adding shiny parts that do nothing. None of that, forget about it!

Embrace The Pure and Essential Essence of Riding - Ride A Ratbike!

Rat Bike

Rat Bike

Rat Bike

clearcoat over bare metal  Strip your metal parts bare, then sand/polish to whatever degree of shine or satin you find appealing. Then clear-coat right over the bare metal with something that does NOT resist petrol. And don't wipe the parts down with alcohol before spraying - the odd thumbprint will look cool in a few weeks. As the clearcoat chips and gets eaten by petrol splash, you'll be treated to multiple generations of rusty spots, looking like your ride has the pox after 6 months, and looking abandoned after 12. You'll be amazed how rusty a tank can get before it starts to leak... Eric - USA

Faux Granite over Stock Paint  I always leave whatever ugly stock paint is on as an undercoat and just poof over it. If it flakes/chips/scratches I poof it some more. I like Flat Black Krylon (or FB whatever) and that faux granite stuff can be cool too, though spendy. When you get tired of the rock just poof over it flat B and you get some serious ugly texture. Some of my bikes have gained 5 pounds. Haven't tried the high temp stuff, I kinda like SOME chrome to make the black look more blacker.  Tord RC - USA

Rat bikes are motorcycles that have fallen apart over time but been kept on the road and maintained for at little or no cost by employing kludge fixes.  A kludge (or kluge) is a workaround, a quick and dirty solution, a clumsy or inelegant, yet effective, solution to a problem, typically using parts that are cobbled together. This term is diversely used in fields such as computer science, aerospace engineering, Internet slang and evolutionary neuroscience.

Ratbike engineering: how to make a sound joint between sections
of exhaust pipe when you don't have welding equipment.

In recent times there has been a trend of deliberately customizing bikes into rats. These bikes are sometimes referred to as fake rats.

Survival bikes are bikes that may appear to be rat bikes, but are not. Survival bikes look similar to but are different in purpose from rat bikes — they are modified for stylistic reasons.

Ratbike Milo  Visit Milo's website to see where he will be next....

The concept of keeping a motorcycle in at least minimally operational condition without consideration for appearance has probably characterized motorcycle ownership since its earliest days. The essence of a rat bike is keeping a motorbike on the road for the maximum amount of time while spending as little as possible on it. This calls for adaptation of parts that were not designed to fit the model of bike in question. While the origin on the term ratbike is unclear, it may attributed to custom motorbike magazines, and retrospectively applied. Most Rat bikes are painted matte black but this is not a requirement.

Survival Rat Bike - How to build a killer rat bike.

1964 HD Rat Bike

The Rat's Hole will be putting on it's World Famous Show on Thursday August 11th at the Legendary Buffalo Chip. Come out for the FUN! The 23rd Annual Rat's Hole show will be one of the Best events you can go to in Sturgis. Read More

Register for the Sturgis Rally 2011 Rat Bike Show $35.00 fee

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When the Levee Breaks

When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin

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When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin & Neil Young

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When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin & Alison Krauss

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DEADWOOD South Dakota

Deadwood South Dakota   photo credit

Where is Deadwood South Dakota?

Map of Deadwood

Fodor’s Names Deadwood One of The Top 10 U.S. Neighborhoods  Read More

For a step back into the Wild West, there’s no place like Deadwood. Nearly $300 million has been dedicated to restoring this once infamous gold-mining boomtown, which has earned recognition as a National Historic Landmark. Small gaming halls, good restaurants, and hotels occupy virtually every storefront on Main Street, just as they did back in the city’s late-19th-century heyday.

After exploring Deadwood,  Mount Rushmore is only an hour away. 

Rapid City  Black Hills Harley-Davidson

Sturgis Harley-Davidson

Deadwood Harley-Davidson

Badlands Harley-Davidson

Hill City Harley-Davidson

Historic Bullock Hotel Deadwood

• 1600 yards from Deadwood
• 8.6 miles from Spearfish Black Hills Airport
• 5.6 miles from Terry Peak Ski Area
• 11 miles from Spearfish
• 11 miles from Black Hills State University
• 12 miles from Sturgis

NESTLED ON THE CREEKSIDE AMID THE PINE TREES, THE DEADWOOD GULCH RESORT OFFERS AWARD-WINNING FACILITIES AND SERVICE. WE INVITE YOU TO EXPERIENCE OUR CLEAN ROOMS AND HOMEMADE ENTREES SERVED DAILY IN OUR NEWLY-REMODELED RESTAURANT. 

TRY YOUR LUCK IN OUR CASINOS OR STEP OUT ONTO THE MICKELSON TRAIL, A BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL RECREATIONAL TRAIL IN THE SUMMER AND A SNOWMOBILERS PARADISE IN THE WINTER. ADDITIONALLY, OUR CONVENTION CENTER OFFERS BANQUET FACILITIES FOR YOUR NEXT MEETING, WEDDING, OR FAMILY REUNION. 


OUR EXPERIENCED, FRIENDLY STAFF IS WAITING TO SERVE YOU ON YOUR NEXT VISIT TO HISTORIC DEADWOOD IN THE BEAUTIFUL BLACK HILLS OF SOUTH DAKOTA.  More info.

Girls of the Coyote Ugly Saloon @ Deadwood Gulch Gaming Resort

Coyote Ugly Saloon at Deadwood Gulch Gaming Resort


The Crazy Horse Memorial is an hour from Deadwood

The Crazy Horse Memorial is a mountain monument complex that is under construction on privately held land in the Black Hills, in Custer County, South Dakota. It represents Crazy Horse, an Oglala Lakota warrior, riding a horse and pointing into the distance. The memorial was commissioned by Lakota elder Henry Standing Bear to be sculpted by Korczak Ziółkowski. It is operated by the Crazy Horse Memorial Foundation, a private non-profit.

The memorial consists of the mountain carving (monument), the Indian Museum of North America, and the Native American Cultural Center. The monument is being carved out of Thunderhead Mountain on land considered sacred by some Oglala Lakota, between Custer and Hill City, roughly 17 miles from Mount Rushmore. The sculpture's final dimensions are planned to be 641 feet (195 m) wide and 563 feet (172 m) high. The head of Crazy Horse will be 87 feet (27 m) high; by comparison, the heads of the four U.S. Presidents at Mount Rushmore are each 60 feet (18 m) high. The monument has been in progress since 1948 and is still far from completion. If completed, it may become the world's largest sculpture....   Read More

Holiday Inn Express at the Deadwood-Gold Dust Casino

SPEARFISH CANYON SCENIC BYWAY 

18 MILES from Deadwood

Roll down the windows for a drive through Spearfish Canyon on Highway 14A. The 19-mile stretch through the canyon features awe-inspiring views of limestone palisades, gushing creeks, waterfalls, and brilliant foliage.

Mineral Palace Hotel & Gaming

Looking for hotels in Deadwood South Dakota?  Try Here

~ Deadwood Tobacco Company ~ 

~ Deadwood Tobacco Company ~ 

Our historic 110 year old building on Main St. with stairs that  lead to the historic tunnels of Deadwood. 


The only jail that serves beer! 


Our basement was originally a jail, barber shop, Turkish bath and the back stairway led to the 2nd floor of the entire block where the cat houses were located.  With the largest humidor in the state we offer a huge selection of cigars at the best prices. 





4th Annual Legend's Ride
Created to raise significant funds for two worthy Black Hills charities, including the Sky Ranch for Boys and the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum & Hall of Fame, the Legends Ride has raised more than $150,000 in just three short years and has become the premier charity-celebrity event in motorcycling.

 Sponsored by Deadwood Tobacco Company (featured above) 

& Silverado Franklin Historic Hotel & Gaming Complex (featured below)

Sold out every year since its inception in 2008, the Legends Ride celebrates the spirit and culture of motorcycling while showcasing the generosity and willingness to give amongst riders.  More info.

Silverado Franklin Hotel & Gaming Complex

At the Franklin “There are several small historical details, like the tin ceiling next to the restaurant, that have been covered over by previous renovations. We want to uncover some of these things as we work to restore the hotel over the coming months,” Rensch said. “Those details seem small, but they give the Franklin the kind of Victorian charm and character for which Deadwood is known.”More than 360 different slot games, several variations of blackjack and poker, including Texas Hold 'Em, Caribbean Stud and 3-Card Poker; a poker room and more can be enjoyed.  

History of Deadwood  After the Custer Expedition of 1874 discovered gold in the forbidden Lakota lands of the Black Hills, thousands of prospectors from across the nation poured into the region. In late 1875, the Frank Bryant party began exploring the mountain streams and cascading creeks of the northern Black Hills for the precious yellow metal. It wasn't long before they found it, and within a few months nearly 10,000 miners, muleskinners, madams, gamblers and gunslingers had made their way into narrow Deadwood Gulch.  Read More...

 Franklin Hotel Deadwood South Dakota    photo credit

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